On the twelfth day of Christmas my Sales & Marketing Effectiveness firm sent to me:
Twelve board of directors drumming,
Eleven sales regions piping past quota,
Ten new major accounts a-leaping,
Nine regional sales VP’s dancing,
Eight lead nurture campaigns a-milking,
Seven buyer personas mapped a-swimming to the sale process,
Six digit bonus a-laying,
Five golden content marketing campaigns generating leads,
Four qualified leads a day from calling lead generation reps,
Three sales operations hens orchestrating ideal size & structure,
Two months from turtle dove to ramped sales reps,
And a fantastic 2012 where I met my number
Here is the original classic; On the first day of Christmas by true love sent to me:12 Drummers Drumming11 Pipers Piping10 Lords a Leaping9 Ladies Dancing8 Maids a milking7 Swans a swimming6 Geese a laying5 Golding Rings4 Calling Birds3 French Hens 2 Turtle Doves And a Partridge in a Pear Tree